3 Day Facebook Jail Sentence – An Inside Look

47 thoughts on “3 Day Facebook Jail Sentence – An Inside Look”

1. Lucky for me Donut Operator runs the joint inside after all of his stints.

2. "- Donut Operator pretty much runs the inside of Facebook Jail on my side -" Couldn't be any more true of a statement.

3. Face Crook more like! where only their libtarded views count!

4. 9/11 truthseeker here bannished for 45 dadys for exposing the truth, rachael corrie was murdered by israel for exposing the truth and blocked for exposing that and truth about 9/11. murders keep protecting murderering liars!

5. This might just be the funnest thing I've seen this year. Well done Sir, well done.

6. I think you need a stint in the hot box 😉

7. I was once given a life sentence in Facebook prison. But I escaped and created a new identity. Now I sell dank memes on the streets to get by. Life ain't easy

8. I no longer sub to Facebook, especially after Zuckerberg got the big bitch slap down in front of Congress and higher ups!
   Just because you're on top doesn't mean you can't be kept in check!
   No Facebook anything for this man!

9. I got a lifetime Facebook jail sentence for apparently being fake and impersonating myself. Even though I sent ID… It's so sad when you're incarcerated for being real 🙁 I'm dead serious about this btw.

10. Bro I want to be your friend. I just did 30 because I Islamic Migrants in Europe stab people. 30 day jail sentence.

11. That adds a "hole" new meaning to "donut operator". Just sayin'

12. Hahahahahahaha oh holy shit

13. Facebook sucks dog dick.

14. organizing a jailbreak see you soon

15. LMAO!

16. 👍❤

17. Wait till you go to Facebook Prison,
    Solitary Confinement,
    On Death Row!
    Like Me!

18. Dude you are freaking hilarious! And creative, this is a little random but somewhat related, have you ever taken a Myers-Briggs personality test? If so I'm curious what is your personality score? Especially since you are in law enforcement

19. Hey Mike, what do you think of the plastic straw ban?

20. Mike watch "Survivors guide to prison" on Netflicks would love to hear what you think. Things are changing Mikey

21. Don't drop the soap

22. Lmao I'm sending you a file in a cake.

23. Mike for president 😂

24. Jackie Collins novels?!????!

25. i'm currently serving a one month sentence in facebook jail for daring to criticize Islam. Mike your next offense might be a week or heaven forbid a month.

26. Hi Mike, could you make a video about the stereotype of cops eating donuts? How did that stereotype originate?

27. i heard that you met my brother hes a cop in Detroit i thought it was really cool.

28. Sadly, I rarely have a genuine laugh, but this made me LOL, thanks.

29. Brown sugar pop tarts are the best!

30. Don't they give you any hot pockets in Facebook jail?

31. Lol dude I can't wait for your 7 day sentence next.

    I've been completely shadow banned on there and no one sees my posts anymore.

32. Prove it! Show us your meme tattoo!

33. Don't drop your soap in the shower and don't bend over to pick it up, I hear Facebook jail is worse than the hardest Prison there is, stay strong Mike the Cop.

34. I knew Donut was involved! I've been tracking the money trail for years. I've skimmed through every sovereign citizen on the deep web. It all leads to one man. Donut. He runs it all from his sanctum. Assault beans, weaponized TV trays, even the deadly roof Koreans and fur missiles. It's all Donut. It's a net wide conspiracy! How have none of you seen it?

35. They really threw you in Facebook jail for that?! Wow well welcome to the club you're in good company most of us are there too

36. I wonder what your take is on the West Virginia police officer who was fired after not shooting a suicidal man wielding an unloaded gun.

37. Only way to make these better would be to start doing an aspca commercial style memorial showing us the joke they got you for

38. Not so much for the Three Strikes laws anymore, are ya?

    /s

39. What flavor hot pockets?

40. Not again lol

41. I've had multiple 30s 😂 you're a scrub

42. I love these facespace jail updates! I'm so sad for you tho' 😂

43. No Huber? Lol

44. Stay strong, warrior!

45. Please Mike dont get another FB jailhouse tattoo, you've suffered enough!

46. Facebook is a joke. They had better pray a conservative group doesn't start a social media to compete with them. So many people wold drop FB so fast. Funny how Libtards can post anything and they never get zapped, well almost never. KB's day is coming.

47. lol donut operator is the bomb

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