“Always Be Closing”
-Alec Baldwin, in Glengarry Glen Ross
*Note: Captions are only present at the beginning. They took an unusually long time to create, because I had to remove the burned-in date and time stamp from the lower-right corner in order to make room for the text.
*Also – because someone is bound to mention this, despite it hardly being material: I know that it’s not clear what number the officer says. I went as far as contacting the trooper to see if he remembered, but no dice.
Algebra update: The guy claims that he went from 29″ to 37″ tires. That’s an increase of 1.276 times. If his speedometer read 65, an approximation of his actual speed should be 1.276 * 65, or 82.9 miles per hour.
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Is there a part 2 where he signs his ticket?
$45 a month???
Bribing a police officer with a gym membership is the equivalent of calling a cop overweight thus leading to one angry officer. He was better off with bribing the police with a gift card to Dunkin Donuts.
That's one expensive gym membership smh
Ahhh the favorite sitting spot for officers on i25 in the Albuquerque area…. you either dont drive Albuquerque or dont care to not know that if there is a cop on i25 he is going to be on the sunport offramp.
Doesn’t even look like it was that bad literally a semi truck was next to him same speed
Lies for a living! Just opened a gym.
he could be telling the truth about his speedometer saying 65 with those huge wheels and tires… when you change the wheel size the speedometer does not adjust. in my truck my spedo says im going 45 and im almost going 60 because of bigger wheels and tires lol
The truck wasnt doin anywhere near 100mph.. maybe 10 over.. at least from what I can see from the video.. he wasnt flyin past anybody.. 30 over would have been obviously noticeable on the video..
Did anyone see the truck speeding? All I could see is the truck behind the semi probably only 5mph faster
So much ass kissing to get out of a ticket
Sovereigns whipping them in line
Though a dozen donuts would b an easier sell
0:30 I am curious how that truck managed to hit 98 MPH with two lanes of traffic?? its a 55 MPH zone that everyone is driving at about 65 MPH and its fairly congested… how do you go from 65 to 98 with all that traffic around you, especially when you have a giant dually truck?? seems like the cops if just making up a BS speed…
good ol albuquerque nm
Bigger tires aren't gonna make speedo off by 30 mph.
if I was a cop I would have thrown the book at this guy
I bet ya that guy could sell him his own Police Interceptor right there on the side of the highway LoLz….
big truck = little pee pee
LOL he was about to get a ticket he came out selling a gym membership LMAO
Made sale? No ticket
Who wouldn't. The best and safest customers you can have 🙂
Where was he speeding lol he barely passed that truck
Bullshit 100mph… no way in hell he was doing 100. That means the giant Diesel next to him was doing 90 plus
Doesn't probably pull or haul a thing in that truck either.
Sounds like a 'win-win' traffic stop…Civilian gets ticket…Officer gets pumped up at a low price of $45.00 dollars per month—law enforcement discount. Not bad, Not bad at all. I wonder if civilian gets discounted traffic ticket?
Give him a ticket for overcharging people 45 a month give him a ticket pig
$45 a month?? That's highway robbery.
Real World Police: In your caption at the start you write 98 mph, but if you listen real close the trooper actually says 82 which matches your calculation! The background radio chatter from another officer says the number 9 right as our trooper here is saying 82. And I can't believe a dude puts bigger wheels/tires on his truck and doesn't know that will change his speedometer calibration.
Click bait garbage
This guy should know that if he’s going so fast that he is flying past people then he is going to fast. If your passing one or two cars by a little you are going a little above speed limit if your flying past everyone it’s time to slow the f..k down.
The size of the truck says a lot about his bottom floor.. "pinky" comes to mind.
170 members. Say $65 a month. That's $11,050 a month. Take out taxes,power,rent,water,and employees. That gym didn't pay for that truck. His business loan did. But that's pretty good for only two months in business.
Think it’s kinda cute.
the cop could care less. he is just doing his drug interdiction questions to see if dude has answers. Unfortunately for him he pulled over a real talker.
That truck is a hot mess. It's everything that's wrong with this country. America, that is.
Can you try to make a video of the recent Glendale PD taser incident if possible the whole body cam footage?
lol now that's a true salesman 😀 how is he doing 100 there is no way he would be flying past cars and he wasn't he was in the fast lane behind like 20 cars
I felt the truck shaking so I sped up to 100 mph.
My granddaughter is a personal trainer at a gym and she promotes it to everyone too. Most cops could use a little extra gym time.
Nice to see normal people on the road. And by normal I mean people who actually have a licence.
The camera angle makes it look like the officer's car is angled to the left slightly while it's moving.
Audio pretty bad so I may have missed it..but did gym rat muscle head with super-sized truck boy get a ticket or was this a successful psyop strategy of distraction and salesmanship? I wonder if the cop is pumping iron at that gym right now..ðŸ¤â€Ã°Å¸ËœÅ“
Is there enough money locked up in that truck though?
He must be oferring free d9nut n pizza.
That might just be the ugliest truck I have ever seen in my life.
Why is the driver walking like he's smuggling a toothbrush up his ass?
ABC = always be closing. You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.
Lost Loonies, NM. ðŸ˜Â
New Mexico State Police seem to be cool people
That man is a hell of a salesman closing that many memberships in that much time. He probably brought in enough to cover over head for a year or more, and made some profit!!