Tag: Sedro-Woolley
Wannabe Sovereign Citizen Eats Sidewalk During Traffic Stop
On December 15, 2018 Sedro-Woolley police stopped a car that had a headlight out and its registration expired. The driver, Maurice Jackson, didn’t have his driver’s license with him, but he did have a bunch…
From Car Chase to Confession: Manhunt In Sedro-Woolley (Part I)
On September 18, 2018 Sedro-Woolley, Washington police officers were led on a high-speed chase that ended with the vehicle abandoned and the driver taking off on foot. Minus his cell phone… which had been left…
From Car Chase to Confession: Arrest & Alibi (Part II)
On September 18, 2018 Sedro-Woolley, Washington police officers were led on a high-speed chase that ended with the vehicle abandoned and the driver taking off on foot. Minus his cell phone… which had been left…
Running From the Cops: Interrogation & Confession
On September 18, 2018 Sedro-Woolley, Washington police officers were led on a high-speed chase that ended with the fleeding vehicle abandoned and the driver taking off on foot. Minus his cell phone… which had been…
The Harder They Fall (Marco: An Unexpected Sequel)
Some of you may remember Marco Garcia, the gentleman who in November 2018 was tased so hard that it exposed his tremendous [and thoroughly blurred] asscrack. Well, in this video it’s exactly three months later…
Man Wearing Pink Underwear on His Head Tries to Borrow Skateboard From Police, Gets Arrested
From the report of Officer Zach Carroll: On 6/30/19 at about 2028 hours Officers at Sedro-Woolley Police Department were alerted to a disturbance at the Sedro-Woolley Skate Park at by a male yelling at officers…
Man Fights Through Pepper Spray, Taser; Ends Up Stranded on Log in River
SEDRO WOOLLEY, WA  From the report of Officer Kerig Holmberg, lightly edited for clarity: On October 15, 2019, at about 0510 hrs, Sedro-Woolley Officers were dispatched to a suspicious vehicle, parked in the parking…